Cinco Lanzas (Garcia Baquero Gran Reserva)

Avengers Infinity War boldly claimed to be “The Most Ambitious Crossover Event in History” and was subsequently and rightly mocked by the internet. All I can say to that is that Nick Fury has evidently never heard of Cinco Lanzas. Assembling the power of goat, sheep and cow into one unique package, this cheese is unprecedented in its ambition and unlike anything else I have ever tried.

I had assumed that this combination would be a complicated mess, with each form of milk vying for attention and screen time, but much like the film, I found that the directors had arranged for these characters to take turns in the limelight, which allows our heroes’ large egos to work harmoniously side by side.

The film opens on a green pasture, where Black Widow (played by Scarlet Ewe-hansson) seduces your taste buds with fresh and clean flavours. Her smaller scale powers and clinical moves whet the appetite for the rest of the film.

The body of the film follows Thor (played by Chris Heifer-sworth) on his long and arduous journey to claim his rightful place on the throne of Asgard. His unassuming strength, powerful physique, and sweet and universal appeal cannot be denied, although he discovers along the way the importance of friendship and teamwork.

Finally, it wouldn’t be a Marvel movie without an after credits scene! Here we see Iron Man (played by Robert Nanny Junior) reprise his bold and uncompromising role to round the movie off with a bang and leave the viewer wanting more with his signature farmyard aftertaste.

Overall this is a very enjoyable and interesting cheese and I would recommend it to all, provided you do not too strongly dislike any of its cast members. I rate this cheese a solid 8.4 out of 10, the same as Avengers Infinity War’s rating on IMDB, yet produced with a small fraction of the budget!

Joe

Lover of strong flavours and interesting experiences.